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Post by dpbarnes on May 15, 2007 17:37:02 GMT -5
The results for the May 15 show are up. I promise you a few surprises this week.
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rock
Lower Carder
Feel My Ramage And Feel No More!
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Post by rock on May 16, 2007 12:05:42 GMT -5
Pandemonium: Hey "Jerkman". Seems we can't ever get a clean finish with the referee's around here. So let's have a TORTURE CHAMBER match for the U.S. Title! You act like you've been tormented so much in your life. Brother, all the pain you ever felt is going to be a drop in the bucket compared to what I'm gonna do to you in the Chamber!!! You'll feel my wrath and feel no more!
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Post by dpbarnes on May 16, 2007 17:42:46 GMT -5
(The cameras fade in on Michael James Mackenzie's office, where Mackenzie is doing some paperwork when there's a knock at the office door.)
Mackenzie: Come in. (The door opens and PFW Suspended Reality play-by-play announcer Morgan Brewster walks in.) Mr. Brewster, shut the door. (Brewster shuts the door.) Let's talk about your little incident last Tuesday.
Morgan Brewster: I'm sorry I had to knock Sykes out, but he just took things too far, and now we've lost Mr. Barnes.
Mackenzie: I'm going to attempt to smooth things over with Mr. Barnes, but I think it was clear he was never really happy being in PFW. But in your case, I want to know if you were serious when you said you'd resign as commentator if Steven Sykes were to continue to be the color analyst, or were you just venting.
Brewster: Dead serious. If I have to put up with his mouth one more time, I swear that the next time I hit him, I won't stop.
Mackenzie: Well, you won't have to worry about Sykes for a few weeks. Not only am I suspending him for two months, but for the first month of his suspension, he'll be laid up in the hospital. Not only did you fracture his jaw, you cracked a few ribs. (That announcement brings a burst of laughter from both men that last for a few seconds.)
Brewster: So, what happens when he returns? I'm still not going to work next to him.
Mackenzie: When he returns, I'm demoting him to backstage interviewer. A.J. Sparx will be joining you at ringside as the new color analyst. But as for you, I still can't let your actions go unpunished. That's why I'm fining you. The money'll be deducted from your paycheck next week.
Brewster: Very well, Mr. Mackenzie.
Mackenzie: Well, Morgan, I'd like to thank you for stopping in. (The phone rings as the two shake hands.) If you don't mind shutting the door on the way out, I have to take this. (Brewster leaves as Mackenzie answers the phone) Yes, Mr. Barnes. Thank you for returning my call...No, I'm not upset with you for announcing your signing with another company, but I must remind you that you can't compete in any matches for at least 2 months because there's a "no compete" clause in your contract...Yes, I realize that their Heavyweight title tournament is coming up next month, but my hands are tied. If you participate in the tournament, then I would have no choice but to bring a lawsuit on you for breach of contract. But I don't see what you're so worried about, it's not like you're going to win the title anyway...
(FADE OUT)
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