Post by dpbarnes on Nov 14, 2006 22:00:50 GMT -5
(The camera fades in on Goodzilla getting out of a taxi at the airstrip where the Barnestormer took him up in his airplane last week. The Barnestormer walks out of the hangar, carrying two radio controls while Wally Parks is starting up two model airplanes, one P-47 Spitfire and one Japanese Zero.)
BARNESTORMER: So, A.J., which one do you want to try out, the Spitfire or the Zero?
GOODZILLA: How much fuel you got in those things?
BARNESTORMER: Why? What do you have in mind?
GOODZILLA: I'd love to take one of those things and fly them right up Soug's a** after that little promo he cut on us last week.
BARNESTORMER: I wouldn't worry about Soug, 'cause he ain't nothing but a blow hard. If you don't believe me, ask his boyfriend, West.
GOODZILLA: Do you believe what he was saying about you? He was trying to play you off as having some sort of sexual interest in me.
BARNESTORMER: Yeah? Well, don't flatter yourself. You ain't my type. I prefer beautiful ladies.
GOODZILLA: Like Tessa?
BARNESTORMER: She doesn't count.
GOODZILLA: Why's that? She's not too bad-looking.
BARNESTORMER: Sure, she's good-looking, but...
GOODZILLA AND BARNESTORMER (In Sync): She's no lady. (A.J. and Barnestormer laugh over their joke)
GOODZILLA: Give me that damn Zero. (Barnestormer hands him the remote for the Japanese fighter)
BARNESTORMER: The stick on the right controls your plane's speed, the stick on your left controls the flaps on the wings, and that red button there is a gun trigger.
GOODZILLA: What gun trigger?
BARNESTORMER: Do you remember that little simulated dogfight you were in last week with Wally? (Goodzilla nods) Do you also remember my saying how the trigger activates a radio signal to a computer on the other plane which tells it to activate a smoke canister to register a "hit"?
GOODZILLA: Yeah. So, it's the same set up on these planes?
BARNESTORMER: Same concept, but on these models, when you score a "hit", your enemy's engine cuts out for about 10 seconds. But we're getting ahead of ourselves here. The first thing you need to learn to do is take off and land.
GOODZILLA: OK, let's go.
(Goodzilla gets his plane into the are as the camera fades to black)
BARNESTORMER: So, A.J., which one do you want to try out, the Spitfire or the Zero?
GOODZILLA: How much fuel you got in those things?
BARNESTORMER: Why? What do you have in mind?
GOODZILLA: I'd love to take one of those things and fly them right up Soug's a** after that little promo he cut on us last week.
BARNESTORMER: I wouldn't worry about Soug, 'cause he ain't nothing but a blow hard. If you don't believe me, ask his boyfriend, West.
GOODZILLA: Do you believe what he was saying about you? He was trying to play you off as having some sort of sexual interest in me.
BARNESTORMER: Yeah? Well, don't flatter yourself. You ain't my type. I prefer beautiful ladies.
GOODZILLA: Like Tessa?
BARNESTORMER: She doesn't count.
GOODZILLA: Why's that? She's not too bad-looking.
BARNESTORMER: Sure, she's good-looking, but...
GOODZILLA AND BARNESTORMER (In Sync): She's no lady. (A.J. and Barnestormer laugh over their joke)
GOODZILLA: Give me that damn Zero. (Barnestormer hands him the remote for the Japanese fighter)
BARNESTORMER: The stick on the right controls your plane's speed, the stick on your left controls the flaps on the wings, and that red button there is a gun trigger.
GOODZILLA: What gun trigger?
BARNESTORMER: Do you remember that little simulated dogfight you were in last week with Wally? (Goodzilla nods) Do you also remember my saying how the trigger activates a radio signal to a computer on the other plane which tells it to activate a smoke canister to register a "hit"?
GOODZILLA: Yeah. So, it's the same set up on these planes?
BARNESTORMER: Same concept, but on these models, when you score a "hit", your enemy's engine cuts out for about 10 seconds. But we're getting ahead of ourselves here. The first thing you need to learn to do is take off and land.
GOODZILLA: OK, let's go.
(Goodzilla gets his plane into the are as the camera fades to black)