Post by neilybob on Nov 26, 2006 6:14:48 GMT -5
the scene opens at the same lake where the rednecks go fishing.
neilybob"wheres rowdy rueben at?he said he had a surprise for us."
jethro"he also said he was bringing th bait as well."
a broken down old truck pulls up and out of it climbs rowdy rueben and a man taller than jethro.
rowdy rueben"sorry i'm late mon amis but the truck broke down.allow me to introduce my friend gator."
jethro"god where did you find him rueben?"
rowdy rueben"i found him in a bar down by the bayou of course.say hi to neilybob and jethro gator."
gator"well howdy boys."
neilybob"i dint think they grew this big in the bayou."
gator"i'm orginally from texas.everything in texas is big."
jethro"how did you get the name gator."
rowdy rueben"cause this is as big as one and hes got a nasty temper like one.besides i heard that soug was recruiting .so i figured why not the rednecks."
neilybob"whos going to train him?i'm not getting into the ring with him."
rowdy rueben"dont worry mon ami.he dont need much trainging.this boy is a brawler not a wrassler.he loves pounding on people right gator?"
gator"right on partner just show me my next victim mon ami heh heh."
neilybob"rowdy rueben you did good.he start as our bodyguard until i decide when to bring him in."
gator"i hear you guys are going fishing?i know how to get the big ones."
Gator goes to his truck and brings back a stick of dynamite .he lights it and throws it into the lake.theres a loud explsion and a bunch of fish rise to the surface.
neilybob"well i guess we're done fishing for today boys."
all the rednecks start laughing loudly.
fade to black
neilybob"wheres rowdy rueben at?he said he had a surprise for us."
jethro"he also said he was bringing th bait as well."
a broken down old truck pulls up and out of it climbs rowdy rueben and a man taller than jethro.
rowdy rueben"sorry i'm late mon amis but the truck broke down.allow me to introduce my friend gator."
jethro"god where did you find him rueben?"
rowdy rueben"i found him in a bar down by the bayou of course.say hi to neilybob and jethro gator."
gator"well howdy boys."
neilybob"i dint think they grew this big in the bayou."
gator"i'm orginally from texas.everything in texas is big."
jethro"how did you get the name gator."
rowdy rueben"cause this is as big as one and hes got a nasty temper like one.besides i heard that soug was recruiting .so i figured why not the rednecks."
neilybob"whos going to train him?i'm not getting into the ring with him."
rowdy rueben"dont worry mon ami.he dont need much trainging.this boy is a brawler not a wrassler.he loves pounding on people right gator?"
gator"right on partner just show me my next victim mon ami heh heh."
neilybob"rowdy rueben you did good.he start as our bodyguard until i decide when to bring him in."
gator"i hear you guys are going fishing?i know how to get the big ones."
Gator goes to his truck and brings back a stick of dynamite .he lights it and throws it into the lake.theres a loud explsion and a bunch of fish rise to the surface.
neilybob"well i guess we're done fishing for today boys."
all the rednecks start laughing loudly.
fade to black